Need a short, li’l (LI’L) laugh? Then proceed…

You know how friends can get together and start talking and then something happens and then someone brings out the virtual knitted cock and ball heating device?  The peter heater?  The warmer for the performer?

*nod*

Yeah.  It happens, ok?

Read on – the crack-fic awaits…

(Fair warning:  There’s also the likelihood that the hoodlums noted below the forthcoming micro-fic may also write something of the sort, so keep your eyes open and/or your running shoes on!)