Slice of Life – Facebook PM Style
I’ve removed annoying things like profile pics and links to identities, but for better or worse, haven’t changed the wording. So, yeah, here:
10:37pm
“Her”
Dude, how goes it?
10:39pm
“Me”
I yet live – you???
10:41pm
“Her”
I live I live and I’m a little hyper from maybe a tad to much coffee but I don;t care
10:41pm
“Me”
Oops. That’s never happened to me. At all. Never
10:42pm
“Her”
Dammit well maybe it’s just me, I’d cut back but well FUCK that shit I like coffee dammit and yeah fuck no
10:45pm
“Me”
FUKKIT.
10:46pm
“Her”
Fuck yeah f u k k i t !!!
10:47pm
“Me”
Milk, rather the calcium in it, is great to help get over the caffeine jitters
If you can, down a glass
10:48pm
“Her”
Not jittery really which is odd just kinda hyper but only in my head where everyone is talking a million miles a minute and I’m thinking funny things and laughing at them all in my head
10:49pm
“Me”
Ahhh, the adult version of a sugar rush.
10:50pm
“Her”
Sure that or I really am finally losing my ever lovin gmind
10:52pm
“Me”
Go take a warm shower.
It’s soothing. So’s a vacay in the islands, but hey…
10:53pm
“Her”
Yeah and I kinda already showered once today that’s like my limit for the week, I mean day lol
(as she sucks down more coffee)
10:53pm
“Me”
*snort*
Cheese is a good mental calming agent (cal, mag, zinc)
10:54pm
“Her”
Well that’s good
10:54pm
“Me”
Now go solve international mysteries while your brain’s buzzing!!
10:56pm
“Her”
That would be SOOOO awesome!!!
10:56pm
“Me”
I’d so love to do shit like that!!!!!
10:56pm
“Her”
Yeah be like a spy in the CIA or something
10:57pm
“Me”
Fuck that – I want money.
10:59pm
“Her”
LOL!!!
Spies make money
11:01pm
“Me”
Yeah, but I wanna keep the artifacts, too
11:02pm
“Her”
Te he he well you do have a point there…I wanna be The Librarian that would be friggin awesome
11:03pm
“Me”
See, me too!!!
I’d love that!
11:04pm
“Her”
Would be SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO cool
11:05pm
“Me”
We could go into business and get an office and everything! I already have the leather messenger bag!
11:06pm
“Her”
Sweet!!!
11:07pm
“Me”
And I have a couple of leather and suede jackets, so there’s that.
No leather belts, though. But I have resealable baggies for sandwiches and artifacts!
11:09pm
“Her”
What about a whip we need an Indiana Jones type whip for you know whipping things
11:18pm
“Me”
Ohh and pretty daggers, oo
*too
4/15, 11:18pm
“Her”
No worries! yes with jewels in them because they work so much better when they are really flashy
11:19pm
“Me”
*nod* They do! Sharper and everything!
4/15, 11:20pm
“Her”
Oh yeah and so much easier to hold when they are all bulky and stuff
11:21pm
“Me”
*nod* And they throw better, too
4/15, 11:22pm
“Her”
Duh of course lol
11:24pm
“Me”
All that weight adds a lot of length to the toss!
4/15, 11:25pm
“Her”
Yeah and the unbalanced handle cause of all the jewels make the throw wobbles which looks really COOL
11:27pm
“Me”
Dude, it cuts air!
4/15, 11:28pm
“Her”
Awesomely!!!
11:29pm
“Me”
You can hear the WHOMP WHOMP WHOMP from FEET away!
4/15, 11:32pm
“Her”
Whole feet away LOL
11:33pm
“Me”
*vigorous if laid-back nod*
4/15, 11:35pm
“Her”
LOL!!!!! Oh man if anyone could read this they’d be laughing their asses off
11:35pm
“Me”
LOL! That they would!
You know I’m thinking about c/p it, changing the names, and posting the hell out of it. Ok, I’d change your name
I’d be “me” and you’d be “you”
Annnnnd so there you have it…! Hope you enjoyed the inanity as much as I did…
