Sookie Takes Charge, Ch. 25

**A/N:  Beware:  There be Bill ahead…and he’s leaking…  Arm yourself with candied ginger and possibly a small trashcan…and maybe something to hide your laughing if you’re, say, at work or, you know, in public. **

Clad only in a gray silk robe falling open down the middle, Bill Compton leaned back in his office and kept a stern eye on the screens. Cameras in all rooms captured his minions as they scurried around like over-paid rats readying the residence for the coming festivities.

Tonight he was hosting a party ostensibly to honor some local big-wig who had been handsomely bribed into a pro-vampire stance on some annoying ordinance or other. Parties, however, could serve several purposes, a lesson he had learned from darling Sophie-Anne, may she rot in pieces.

Thinking of pieces, Bill sneered. Every piece of the puzzle was coming together nicely. Sookie’s return had been unexpected, and her ill-bred attitude had proven problematic, but in the end it hadn’t been that hard to come up with a suitable plan for her as well.

His primary security detail at the royal residence was doing their duty with their patrolling and such, and according to the information on one of his screens, his secondary teams were approaching their positions to do their duties when that glorious time finally came.

Bill thought he had been remarkably patient.

Despite her unwarranted attack he had graciously given his fairy hybrid a generous two nights to approach him and plea for his forgiveness, but when the third night passed without even a note, he had with utmost reluctance ordered the iron for the newly converted retraining center in the basement.

He hadn’t wanted to take these measures…to go to these extremes, but her attitude had forced his hand.  Had she been the least bit accepting of his gentlemanly offer, he wouldn’t have to…this was all her fault.  She had brought this upon herself.

Knowing his plans were nearing their proper conclusion automatically had his hand drifting down to his half-grown and oozing cock. Its minute inflation caused the now familiar burning pains to return and he jerked his hand away with a foul curse.

By now the ridiculous and undeserved wounds that psychotic unrestrained bitch had inflicted upon his person should have well and truly healed…but they hadn’t, not by a long shot.

During the ride back to Bon Temps on that most unpleasant night he had drained several of the ludicrously healthy males in the back of the limo and once home he had ordered one of his “secretaries” to clean him up, then after drinking freely from her he had gone immediately into down-time and, subsequently, his day-rest. He knew he should be at least mostly recovered upon rising…but something strange had happened.

He wasn’t.

While the lighter burns on his chest and back had begun the healing process, most of his ass and the entirety of his genitalia were still painfully missing.

His wrist had only barely sealed from where that bitch had blasted off his hand, and he hadn’t even discovered the burnt bald spot on the back of his head yet.

Nights had passed before even the least painful wounds had fully healed.   Even after gorging himself on the supposedly healing blood of certain Polynesian tribes – procured and evac’d to his residence with all due haste – the wounds not only mended with astoundingly stubborn slowness but seemed prone somehow to an infection of some sort.

None of the vampire physicians forcefully consulted had known the cause, and since he was vampire, there was no relief from the unceasing pain of the unnaturally slow regeneration.

He glared at what there was of his cocklette.

His ass, back, and ribcage were still sore to this night but at least they had finally mended albeit with oddly discolored skin. The bald spot at the top-back of his head seemed to be permanent, which was bad enough, but his cock and balls had barely reformed and his cock, now the size of a baby carrot according to a now-dead donor-whore, continually oozed a smelly green-tinged fluid.

The last doctor had the audacity to recommend he wear adult diapers for men.  Thank fuck for online mail order sites.

The bones in his left hand were mercifully healed, but his entire right hand, the one that bitch had incinerated, was only partially regrown.

He eyed it with distaste. It was nothing but a miniature hand with short, stubby fingers splaying out from a too-small palm and the regrown skin was an odd color. Typing, administering punishments, even trying to toy with his partially regrown genitalia were particularly cumbersome.

There must have been something in that fairy whore’s blasts that interfered with a vampire’s right to a full and quick regeneration.

Several important public outings had to be either rescheduled or cancelled altogether, and certain private meetings of a more secretive nature had to be held via questionable video conferences.

Unfortunately the night’s events could not be delayed.  Most of his injuries and odd skin tones could be hidden beneath his tuxedo, but nothing could be done for his tiny hand.  Certain attendees had been ordered to spread a rumor that he had lost it the night before performing some heroic deed that his modesty prevented him from discussing, but nothing could be done for his rather prominent bald spot.

The spasmodic twitching of his tiny hand had finally stopped for the most part, but as for his bald spot…not even makeup could hide that indignity.

The bitch would pay.

She would pay for her obvious lack of respect for her betters, too, as well as for his pain and suffering. She had burned what small trust he had generously retained in her feminine malleability, but his research had shown that she would be biddable enough in rusty iron shackles.

A woman’s only purpose was to serve her menfolk however desired and he would teach her that lesson if that was the last thing he ever did.

His spies had duly informed him of all the time she had been spending with Northman. That was yet another insult that he would not abide.

A cruel smirk curved his thin lips as he contemplated the now iron-rich rooms below the royal residence.

Delicate questioning of certain appropriate others – wealthy and with precious few scruples – had confirmed his belief that the fairy whore would fetch a decent price when auctioned but he knew he would earn even more if she were broken in first…a task he eagerly contemplated every morning as he fell into his uncomfortable dayrest.

To that end, he checked a screen and saw that his teams were currently stationed near her new home, her old property nearby, and the Northman’s home.  These teams were equipped with everything needed to bypass whatever mortal and mystic protections were set up around the respective properties.  The witch under his glamour had come in quite handy even if her old blood tasted slightly rancid.

Thanks to her knowledge, his teams were also equipped with iron neck cuffs and shackles.   That foul whore was not going to escape his grasp.

This was entirely her own fault.  Had she simply accepted his mastery of her, she wouldn’t have forced him to take these measures.

As he contemplated the various uses his contacts had planned for her body and blood, his tiny hand drifted lower.  While their imaginations were certainly creative, he had his own needs to fulfill before eventually hosing her off for the auction, a “finder’s fee”, as it were.

First he would drink his fill of her sweet, undoubtedly healing blood, but before he succumbed to the need to practically drain her, he would secure generous samples for the scientists on his payroll to replicate. The amount of money he could make off her cloned blood alone would secure him for eternity. Only after he had gotten his samples would he drain her until she was near death, and only then would he beat the hell out of her.

After all, there was no sense wasting her delicious, undoubtedly healing blood on the floor when it would serve a far better purpose healing his cock.

He couldn’t wait to hear her screams of pain as he broke her bones slowly and methodically.

The next night he would proceed to drain her nearly to death again, and then his retribution would truly begin.

Just as he imagined forcing his hopefully fully regrown cock into her tight virgin ass, he grabbed himself then jerked back with a howl of pain and disgust.  Fire ripped through what there was of his balls and up through his gut while drops of disgusting ooze covered his tiny fingers.

Bill clenched his good hand into a fist and waited for the searing pains to subside as he seethed deep inside.

He couldn’t wait for the party to begin.  Once assured of Northman’s required presence in his home, the doors would magically seal to prevent him from escaping to help his little slut.  Once secured, Bill would give the signal for his men to break into their target home and grab her.

Armed with tranquilizer guns and carrying plus wearing enough iron to weigh them down, each member of his teams would be at a slight disadvantage, but he didn’t care. He expected to lose the majority of whichever detail found her, but so long as she was contained alive, drinkable, usable, and then auctionable at his leisure, he would be satisfied.

Her wannabe savior would most likely cause a scene…a large scene. As King it would naturally fall to him to contain that scene…unfortunate things could happen…and a wise king always carried a sharp stake on their person…

Bill sighed dreamily then scowled as he rose.  Even standing up was still painful.


Sookie waited a very long minute for her heart to calm down to somewhere near normal, then sent Eric a feral grin that made his eyes widen.

“Let’s kill us a nasty little troll, shall we?  But let’s not take all night to do it,” she suggested, her voice ending on a teasing note.

Eric laughed, the deep sound rumbling through her body in the most delightful way, then gently dumped her into the seat beside him before he raised her skirt again.

“I think you know exactly what we would accomplish if you remained in my lap for another moment,” he explained when he saw the surprise on her face.

She just snorted as she knew he was absolutely right.  Her Viking was almost painfully irresistible and the tent in his trousers was all too obvious.

She smoothed the red silk of her dress over her thighs and glanced curiously around the area as they neared “the residence”, a phrase that had made her laugh earlier.  “Eric, is it me or does something just feel off about tonight?  My Spidey senses are tingling like crazy.”

Sookie wasn’t nervous and certainly wasn’t reconsidering her plans for the evening, but there did seem to be a weird feel in the air that grew stronger as they neared their destination.

“Yes, something in the air does feel odd.”  He lightly inhaled a few times.  “The air tastes of magic.”

He glanced out the window then back toward Sookie.

“Now why do you suppose the air near the esteemed royal residence would taste of magic on the night of a forced-attendance party,” he stated rhetorically.  “Close your eyes and concentrate…what do you sense?”

Frissons of something indefinable ran up and down his spine, an ancient toll warning of an unknown danger.  He knew better than to ignore it and wanted to be sure that Sookie not only knew about such dangers but knew how to detect them as well.

Forewarned was forearmed.

Sookie opened all her senses and simply let herself absorb her surroundings as best she could…and the more she concentrated, the more she felt.  Soon enough even the small hairs at her nape began to rise.  Everything seemed to have a strange cast to it…a sickly lavender for some reason.  There was magic present all right, but it wasn’t Fae in origin.

“Oookay,” she said, drawing the word out as she continued to use her powers.  “I don’t know about you but to me everything seems to have a lavender-grey cast to it.”

Eric’s lips quirked.

“It’s a murky green to me.”  He paused for a moment.  “Well, we’ve suspected Compton was up to more than just throwing an ill-timed party.  I suppose this is our…”

His voice trailed off because Sookie began glowing.

**A/N:  So…what’d ja think?  *ducks*  Hope you enjoyed the chapter!**

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84 thoughts on “Sookie Takes Charge, Ch. 25

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  2. Knowledge is power. I hope, for her own good, that Sookie is ready to use nepal in Compton. Then, slowly and methodically, she can eliminate all those involved in these auditions. The only effective way of dealing with people without honor is the complete annihilation (ha ha ha).


  3. Sookie glowing!!!
    I want Sookie to rip Billy boy into pieces but maybe …
    Eric and Sookie should trust their instincts and come up with a better plan;
    that motherfucker has such a twisted mind!


  4. Cocklette! LMFAO
    Ok, wow, is Bill delusional or what? Damn, he’s just batshit crazy. Cannot believe you stopped there…(well, ok, I believe it, but shit, that’s just cruel) hope next chapter is coming soon.


  5. Cocklette – couldn’t have graced a better asshole! Love that mind of yours 🙂
    I can’t wait for the next chapter – this is torturous the way you ended this


  6. Ok I was lMAO with the description of Bill being blasted by Sookie OMG that was halarious he’s a sick SOB he deserves everything that’s coimng to him.


  7. I always thought Bill was a cancer, it seems he’s a chancre too. But not a painless one. Rotting, suppurating, piece of shit.
    Can’t wait for the next chapter… Eric & Sookie annihilate Bill. (I hope)


  8. Whew glad I had not fixed my breakfast yet 🙂 your description of Bill was gruesome to say the least — he is such a douche. I am seeing in his future no healing blood or auction since Sookie stated she was going to –Kill Bill– he is so lame he does not even realize that Sookie is not at home for his ironclad minions to capture. Looking forward to his true death LOL


  9. Well Hell! You left it there. I am so glad that Sookie managed to give Beehl a gift that keeps on giving. Like gonorrhea for vampires bahahaha! Now I am hoping they go back to the plan where Sookie incinerates Beehl from the safety of the limo. I don’t want them to step one foot in the residence. Hopefully Sookie picked up on the guards around her old house and read their thoughts. It’s time for the Faerie & the Viking to do some damage!!! Thanks for the new chapter. Please come back very soon


  10. Bill is one sick SOB. Can’t wait to see how Eric and Sookie ruins all of his plans and ends Bill. He definitely has to die. Hope you are working on the next chapter.. Thanks..


  11. wow –hope Eric and Sookie listen to their “spidey senses” and plan accordingly. She should know that Bill will want revenge for turning his “cocklett” into a “mini-cocklett”……and all the other “insults” she visited upon his person 🙂 May she do more damage –may the “king” be no longer!


  12. Beehl has quite the plan in place, but he didn’t count on Sookie being magical enough to catch on. Beehl is disgusting and hopefully Eric and Sookie can beat him at his psychotic plan before anything happens.


  13. Oh girl what a spectacularly vivid picture you paint of Bill and his ailments lol . Sookie glowing oh billy boy I get the feeling your about to be royally screwed ( well fingers crossed )


  14. Hope his cend is very near!!! You are such a Tease, the last 2 chapters have been great but I’m dying with the cliff hangers! Really can’t wait for your next chapter!!


  15. Such a tease ending it there, but it gives us much to look forward to next chapter. :]
    I hope Bill’s death is a little drawn out, because boy does he deserve it.
    Can’t wait for more!


  16. SOOO glad I didn’t have coffee or food in mouth!!! Bill’s bit was brilliant that slimey little toad and then just the hint of what was to come form Eric and Sookie was such a tease!!!


  17. An oozing cocklette??? Sexy….NOT! 😝😂😝 Awwww, poor Billy. Nothing to play with *pout*
    Sooooo…Sookies glowing? And you leave it there? Now I’m pouting… 😉😉😋😀


  18. I still can’t stop laughing about Bill and his pathetic current body. And I carrot size member and Dr,. Ludwig comments still laughing.


  19. That is one hell of a cliff hanger. I vote for remote killing. I also think that Sookie needs the details of this auction and who is involved in it. Maybe Eric and Sookie will be the new caped crusaders.


  20. cari1973: See, I totally agree with you. Reasonable people would most likely have been acting reasonably and Bill…Bill is nothing near “reasonable”…


  21. Jackie69: (Instead of chanting in my head, “Go Sookie…”, I’m so chanting, “Glow Sookie…”…) Every time I review Bill’s actions for a story, they really do seem more and more depraved, srsly.


  22. shoegirl01: Heh, thank you! I’m only a little evile…and may still chortling a bit too much over the idea of a vampire in adult diapers… *tosses over some Andes mints to tide you over*

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  23. Kerry Figare: He is! He’s so delusional he thinks his sideburns are pretty! *snicker* She had a LOT of fun messing with him in the hall outside her hotel suite…or was that me… *elegant shrug* Glad you liked it!


  24. gaijinvamp: Every time I review Bill for a story I find new ways and reasons to despise him. He’s like the herpes of the fanfic world – the gift that keeps on giving (like glitter of the craft world only ugly). *tosses over Andes mints to help with the wait*


  25. murgatroid98: Heh, I had fun reading back over Ch. 4 just to get an itemized list, and even I was all “Go Sookie!” Of course, I ended this chapter going “Glow Sookie!”…lol. So…started any new stories yet?? *peeps sideways at you*


  26. suzyq591suzy: Heh, he is SO in for a surprise… *evil-snicker-grin* He’s so delusional, too…what a dumbass! *hands over some Alka Seltzer for any remaining Bilious aftereffects*

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  27. valady1: LMAO!!! I think you’re right! He’s downright delusional…well, he kind of always was, but now it’s jumped every shark it could find.


  28. nicolle1977: Thank you! And thank you! I can’t stand me a Stoopie… I get being naive, and I definitely get being confused and not knowing who to trust and all that, but plain old stupidity? No, there’s just no room for that. If anyone’s gonna be stupid it’s gonna be me…hey wait… *tosses over some Andes mints to tide you over*


  29. missingjasamalways: *evil-snicker-grin* Heh, Bill’s in for it. The Fairy and Her Viking do good work together! 😀 *tosses over some Andes mints to help with the wait*


  30. suzi44ky: Ugh, he so is. It’s funny but every time I research him for a story I find even more reasons to despise him. And no worries…I can’t see him surviving the upcoming Pissed-Off Fairy and her equally Pissed-Off Viking… *tosses over some Andes mints to help tide you over*


  31. duckbutt60: Heh, I may have had a little fun with Bill’s august personage. (It’s too late for an innocent face, isn’t it…?) Sookie’s smart, and we know Eric’s brilliant with this kind of thing…I’m not too concerned with their safety… *passes over bowl of Andes mints*


  32. ashmo2000: Bill’s feckin’ delusional, lol. His smarm is so not going to help him now, and he has entirely underestimated both Sookie and Eric. He’s so in for it!

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  33. rachelaidensmommy: *evil grin* He’s…he’s not long left in this world… *tosses over some Andes mints to help with the wait*


  34. spookygabby: Who, me?? *assumes Innocent Face #83 since Preferred Innocent Face #57 is in the shop* Bill will suffer and yeah, he soooo deserves it. *holds out bowl of Andes mints to soothe the wait*


  35. charity6201: Adult Diapers for Vampires. *mwahahahaha* I had a little too much fun with all that. Ugh, and he is – such a slimy toad! Blech. *hands over Andes mints to tide you over…they’re going over pretty good!*

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  36. galwidanatitud: He’s such a disgusting evil douchebag…definitely time to end his (leaking) self and I totally suspect Sookie’s the pissed-off fairy to do it, too. 😀


  37. Kittyinaz: Sookie’s Fire Balls – the gift that keeps on giving… *mwahahaha* He totally deserves it. (Love the gorgeous background on your site, btw!)


  38. ericluver: *mwahahahaha* That’s so…Bill… *snicker* I may have had a little (get it, “little”…) too much fun inflicting “unwarranted” atrocities upon his person…or something. Heh: Go Sookie, Glow Sookie… 😀 *hands over Andes mints to help with the wait…and the pouting*


  39. mindyb781: *snicker* I’m still snicker-giggling over the “adult diaper” bit… Sadly I may never look at baby carrots the same, but it was worth it! 😀 Glad you liked it!


  40. lostinspace33: Srsly! I really wanted that side of him to come, erm, oozing out. He’s just…gone, totally irredeemable. *shivers*


  41. desireecarbenell: Well, she’s still telepathic, even more so now, so that will help, plus Bill is just so arrogant and cocky… And heh, love the idea of an E/S “Avengers” series! 😀 Fun!


  42. Bill…LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!! Oozing cockette? LMAO!!!!!! Oh, how you deliver! That was so funny! 🙂


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  44. msbuffy: *snicker* I’d type the words “poor” and “Bill” together but neither my fingers nor my keyboard will allow that to happen. I’ve taught both well… Glad you liked the chapter!

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  45. rachelaidensmommy: (The rat-bastards even come in tiny little baking chips, too – perfect for, oh, say, clipping the edge of the bag and pouring into open mouths…)


  46. Oh I’m going to Kroger’s later and getting me a bag! You’re such a Tease, I’m blaming u 🙂


  47. rachelaidensmomm: *readily accepts all blame* They’re so good! 😀 I don’t know if they’re available during non-holiday season, but I hope they are.


  48. I guess a knife and a couple boxes will works just as well if not, lol 😉 Doubt I’d take the time though 😉


  49. Omg. This was a juicy chapter. I’m at work dieing laughing at Bill and his injuries. Especially the bald spot and the tiny burning penis. That was hilarious. I hope Sookie and Eric don’t get caught up in Bill’s lil scheme. I don’t want him anywhere near her. She should have killed him when he showed up at her hotel room. Great chapter. Loved it


  50. suzymeinen: *evil grin…wonders how long I can get away with “next chaptering” this thing* (I actually don’t take killing off characters lightly so I like to build up reasoning behind their warranted deaths even more before offing their sorry asses. Won’t be long now, though!)

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  51. Melissa Moore: I freely admit that I may have had just a little too much fun listing the “”unwarranted”” insults to his person… *snicker* Glad you liked the chapter!


  52. kleannhouse: Ugh, he is. He’s just nasty and arrogant. That arrogance will be his downfall, I mean, he has totally forgotten that Eric is not only over 1,000 years old but that he’s had experience with magic in the past… He’ll definitely rue the night he underestimated Sookie and her power…and her “”pissed-off’ed-ness”… *mwahahaha*


  53. LOL @ baby carrot but OMG I wish Sookie had blasted Bill from afar. I’m worried about how Sookie will escape all that iron and Bill’s torture then auction. Great story!


  54. georgiasuzy: Thanks! Without spoilering too much, Sookie (and Eric) will be fine. But yeah, in the short term Sookie would have been hella better off ending Bill in a long-distance blaze of glory…


  55. Oh so beautifully repulsive. ‘Cocklette’ should be added to the dictionary. I love what you’ve done to Compton and the lack of healing / oozy bits is a nice / gross touch. Does Sookie’s glow mean she’s going for the remote-control kill after all? Better press next….


  56. I am rereading this, and still do so anxious and pacing around my living room. Great build up.


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