Hmmm….I was disgusted by a slimy thought a moment ago, but now it seems that the part of my brain with that memory has been sealed up.
Am wondering why so much spit beer in on my computer screen….Wow—that blame bleach is powerful stuff.
californiakat: “Sealed”….BWAHAHAHA!!!
I wanted to provide appropriate bleaching measures for those who retained the need for such solutions (get it? bleach is a solution? Bleach? Ok, moving on…)
*hands over handy-dandy cleaning supplies and a new 6-pack of the good stuff*
So much good bleach that I can’t seem to spell things right anymore…. by the way….. any —uh—interesting guest reviews lately? I’m just asking…..not confessing……nope—-not me—–never. My hands are clean (thanks to the handy wipes). Anyway….nothing to see here.
californiakat: *hang on while I make another cup of coffee to replace the one I spewed all over my screen…oh, yeah, guess I should clean my screen off, too*
LMAO!!!!!!! You have now ruined Seal for me for FOREVER (well, ok, never cared all THAT much for him to begin with – maybe he knows Sam? BUT STILL!!)!!
Sorry about the poor stuffed seal…maybe get Mr Doe to go a win/buy you another stuffie, say, of a kitty or teddy bear??
It seems this Guest reviewer would rather I not continue with the collection? I was going to present a greasy/oily Al (Alcide) oopsing into his wolf persona…oh, maybe I wasn’t, BUT I COULD HAVE! (ewe, orders flea killer)
Dammit! Now you had to go and ruin Duran, Duran:
“Woman, you want me, give me a sign
And catch my breathing even closer behind…” BEHIND AGAIN! HAVEN’T WE DECIDED TO KEEP THE LITTLE ROSEBUD SACRED???
“In touch with the ground
I’m on the hunt I’m after you
Smell like I sound, I’m lost in a crowd
And I’m hungry like the wolf
Straddle the line in discord and rhyme
I’m on the hunt I’m after you
Mouth is alive with juices like wine
And I’m hungry like the wolf”
YES–YOU DO SMELL LIKE YOU SOUND, YOU SNARLY, FERAL WOLF! KEEP YOURS PAWS OFF! AND DON’T TRY TO STRADDLE ANYTHING, MR. WOLF. NOT COOL! KEEP YOUR DISCORD AND RHYME IN YOUR PANTS! THAT “ALIVE” MOUTH NEEDS TO CLOSE TOO—RABID, FOAMING, SLOBBERING….NOT COOL!
“Stalked in the forest, too close to hide
I’ll be upon you by the moonlight side”
SRSLY! STAY AWAY FROM THE MOONLIGHT SIDE! NOT COOL!
“High blood drumming on your skin, it’s so tight
You feel my heat, I’m just a moment behind”
UHHH–CAN I HAVE THE SEAL BACK–PLEASE? AT LEAST I HAD LUBE FOR THAT! WHAT IS IT WITH THE NEED FOR “TIGHT.” AND COULD YOUR MOMENT COME A LITTLE FASTER. BAD BREATH IS NOT COOL!
“I howl and I whine, I’m after you
Mouth is alive, all running inside
And I’m hungry like the wolf”
YEAH–AND WE COULD DO WITHOUT YOUR HOWLING AND WHINING, WOLF BOY. AND CLOSE YOUR DAMNED RUNNY MOUTH. NOT COOL.
STOMPING TO CABINET AND GETTING BOX OF WET NAPS. AND BRAIN BLEACH.
BYE, DURAN, DURAN….
YOU RUINED MY LIFE.
californiakat: LMAO!!!! Ugh, I can’t stand Al – not at all. *changes all DD references from “wolf” to “saber toothed tiger” – might not flow with the music but will save the song….and isn’t as funny as “kangaroo”…
Also, NOW YOU SEE WHY I CAN’T HAVE NICE MUSIC!! I ruin ALL my songs with this crap! Srsly – it gets old after a while!! No Beatles, no DD, no SEAL, no Led Zep… *sigh* Even with Bach and Beethoven I just see bad things dancing together in a revolting “Amadeus” style… *cries a little* Mr Doe got any 2-buck-chuck left? Awww, shit…BUCK!!!
I almost didn’t read, coz while funny, ewww. I feel much better after the brain bleach though. Went through 3 bottles after DEATH’S and Coda… still not enough lol.
LMAO at lysol 😉
Putting on Elmer Fudd cap so I can go hunt the buck. I know it’s not deer season yet, but something’s gotta give!
LOL—
Is there any song with an animal in it that is safe? NO.
I don’t understand the lyrics in Metal, and it gives me a headache, but I’m off to try it..
californiakat: Every time I hear the name Elmer FUDD, I auto-think: FUDRUCKERS (burger place), which of course gets perverted by the gutter-factory in my mind…
LMAO!!! Try ImagineDragons…they’re virtually safe…(also my current fav group – try the song Demons…) ❤
The brain bleach made me all better but then I made the mistake of reading the comment section afterwards. Not Hungry Like the Wolf! That used to be my favourite DD song, in spite of its weird-ass film clip. Maybe I can find a few drops of BB… Oops no that bottle is definitely drained dry… Maybe DD used it all up to keep their white suits white while they ran through that jungle after the weird leopard cat lady…
alishasdean: ***resolutely resolves to not mention anything concerning sea mammal penises, boats a’rockin’ and a’thumpin’, and strange wave patterns lest we undo the cleansing effects of the brain bleach***
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lmfao!
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tj6james6: 😀 Thought that might come in handy! 😀
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yup 🙂
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I need one more…
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AlphaEN: Chapter, or dose of brain bleach, or another chapter filled with only brain bleach?? 😀
*taking requests*
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That helps!
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msbuffy: LOL!! Good!! 😀
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I’ll take it all 🙂
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shoegirl01 : Brain bleach, orrrrr….another chapter….orrrr….??? **snicker** 😀
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rofl
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theladykt: Seemed like a good idea to give everyone a niiiiiice fresh brain… 😀
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Thank you for the brain bleach. I need it every time I see that damn picture.
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gyllene: *snort* I laughed just way too hard when I made it, lol. Glad the BB helped!! 😀
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Option another chappy with out seals! 🙂
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Hmmm….I was disgusted by a slimy thought a moment ago, but now it seems that the part of my brain with that memory has been sealed up.
Am wondering why so much spit beer in on my computer screen….Wow—that blame bleach is powerful stuff.
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shoegirl01: Soooo….you’d rather have another chappy of SSSS than, say, Valentine’s Night?
*looks at nails while dangling the carrot, well, the carrot of the VN chapter I’m currently working on at any rate, lmao*
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californiakat: “Sealed”….BWAHAHAHA!!!
I wanted to provide appropriate bleaching measures for those who retained the need for such solutions (get it? bleach is a solution? Bleach? Ok, moving on…)
*hands over handy-dandy cleaning supplies and a new 6-pack of the good stuff*
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So much good bleach that I can’t seem to spell things right anymore…. by the way….. any —uh—interesting guest reviews lately? I’m just asking…..not confessing……nope—-not me—–never. My hands are clean (thanks to the handy wipes). Anyway….nothing to see here.
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californiakat: *hang on while I make another cup of coffee to replace the one I spewed all over my screen…oh, yeah, guess I should clean my screen off, too*
LMAO!!!!!!! You have now ruined Seal for me for FOREVER (well, ok, never cared all THAT much for him to begin with – maybe he knows Sam? BUT STILL!!)!!
Sorry about the poor stuffed seal…maybe get Mr Doe to go a win/buy you another stuffie, say, of a kitty or teddy bear??
It seems this Guest reviewer would rather I not continue with the collection? I was going to present a greasy/oily Al (Alcide) oopsing into his wolf persona…oh, maybe I wasn’t, BUT I COULD HAVE! (ewe, orders flea killer)
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Dammit! Now you had to go and ruin Duran, Duran:
“Woman, you want me, give me a sign
And catch my breathing even closer behind…” BEHIND AGAIN! HAVEN’T WE DECIDED TO KEEP THE LITTLE ROSEBUD SACRED???
“In touch with the ground
I’m on the hunt I’m after you
Smell like I sound, I’m lost in a crowd
And I’m hungry like the wolf
Straddle the line in discord and rhyme
I’m on the hunt I’m after you
Mouth is alive with juices like wine
And I’m hungry like the wolf”
YES–YOU DO SMELL LIKE YOU SOUND, YOU SNARLY, FERAL WOLF! KEEP YOURS PAWS OFF! AND DON’T TRY TO STRADDLE ANYTHING, MR. WOLF. NOT COOL! KEEP YOUR DISCORD AND RHYME IN YOUR PANTS! THAT “ALIVE” MOUTH NEEDS TO CLOSE TOO—RABID, FOAMING, SLOBBERING….NOT COOL!
“Stalked in the forest, too close to hide
I’ll be upon you by the moonlight side”
SRSLY! STAY AWAY FROM THE MOONLIGHT SIDE! NOT COOL!
“High blood drumming on your skin, it’s so tight
You feel my heat, I’m just a moment behind”
UHHH–CAN I HAVE THE SEAL BACK–PLEASE? AT LEAST I HAD LUBE FOR THAT! WHAT IS IT WITH THE NEED FOR “TIGHT.” AND COULD YOUR MOMENT COME A LITTLE FASTER. BAD BREATH IS NOT COOL!
“I howl and I whine, I’m after you
Mouth is alive, all running inside
And I’m hungry like the wolf”
YEAH–AND WE COULD DO WITHOUT YOUR HOWLING AND WHINING, WOLF BOY. AND CLOSE YOUR DAMNED RUNNY MOUTH. NOT COOL.
STOMPING TO CABINET AND GETTING BOX OF WET NAPS. AND BRAIN BLEACH.
BYE, DURAN, DURAN….
YOU RUINED MY LIFE.
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californiakat: LMAO!!!! Ugh, I can’t stand Al – not at all. *changes all DD references from “wolf” to “saber toothed tiger” – might not flow with the music but will save the song….and isn’t as funny as “kangaroo”…
Also, NOW YOU SEE WHY I CAN’T HAVE NICE MUSIC!! I ruin ALL my songs with this crap! Srsly – it gets old after a while!! No Beatles, no DD, no SEAL, no Led Zep… *sigh* Even with Bach and Beethoven I just see bad things dancing together in a revolting “Amadeus” style… *cries a little* Mr Doe got any 2-buck-chuck left? Awww, shit…BUCK!!!
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I almost didn’t read, coz while funny, ewww. I feel much better after the brain bleach though. Went through 3 bottles after DEATH’S and Coda… still not enough lol.
LMAO at lysol 😉
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Putting on Elmer Fudd cap so I can go hunt the buck. I know it’s not deer season yet, but something’s gotta give!
LOL—
Is there any song with an animal in it that is safe? NO.
I don’t understand the lyrics in Metal, and it gives me a headache, but I’m off to try it..
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gwynwyvar: LOL!! Yeah, I thought that brain bleach just MIIIIIIIGHT come in handy, lol! 😀
And Coda? WHAT Coda? I know not of what you speak! **virtually spits twice**
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californiakat: Every time I hear the name Elmer FUDD, I auto-think: FUDRUCKERS (burger place), which of course gets perverted by the gutter-factory in my mind…
LMAO!!! Try ImagineDragons…they’re virtually safe…(also my current fav group – try the song Demons…) ❤
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I thoroughly deny having read this yet again….DENY
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charity6201: And I’ll absolutely pretend to believe you…again! 😀
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Too feckin funny
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lorip100: *snicker* Thank you! I may have had a bit too much fun with this one! 😀
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The brain bleach made me all better but then I made the mistake of reading the comment section afterwards. Not Hungry Like the Wolf! That used to be my favourite DD song, in spite of its weird-ass film clip. Maybe I can find a few drops of BB… Oops no that bottle is definitely drained dry… Maybe DD used it all up to keep their white suits white while they ran through that jungle after the weird leopard cat lady…
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ladytarara: LOLOL!!!! *sends over more Brain Bleach…a stockpile helps* 😀
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Hmm now just to keep Duran Duran and their white suits away from it…
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ladytarara: *tosses DD brand new whites cause ya know?**
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Phew, at last I can stop fighting them off… Though I think Simon Le Bon may want some extra for his grey hair or what’s left of it…
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ladytarara: *also sends in a box of hair dye*
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the comments are good the brain bleach even better but dammit woman i want to know ahta he said to her KY
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Thank you for the brain bleach. They’re plain out of stock at Kroger and Costco.
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alishasdean: ***resolutely resolves to not mention anything concerning sea mammal penises, boats a’rockin’ and a’thumpin’, and strange wave patterns lest we undo the cleansing effects of the brain bleach***
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