Again, seriously: READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.
Also, if you’re of a thin-skinned or easily offended, hurt, butt-hurt, or pissed off nature, you might want to skip this “story”.
Ok, I just hurt something laughing at the idea of this collection of “chapters” being considered anything NEAR a story… It’s a load of pure crack/parody crap – I’ll totally and absolutely admit that. And I’ll also totally own the fact that this mess is absolutely meant to mock, poke fun at, and draw attention to some of the more absurd “plots” and themes running rabidly rampant through out several fandoms – but never the writers themselves.
Let us be clear on this: I am not mocking, et al., the writers – just some of the crap that escapes their brains via their keyboards.
Enjoy, have a laugh, commiserate, add your own peeves in the comments, or ignore the hell out of it – totally up to you, my friends.