Srsly, Andre has a thing about muses these days – he hates them!
Regardless of his lack of cooperation, I still (finally…sorry!) managed to get Chapter 14 out…and I have to say, I love me some Sophie-Anne!
Anyway, sorry for the hold-up – hope you enjoy!
Pretty Andre Porn For No Reason:
I’m not good at writing opinions or reviews, so please be kind as this is just a rant. You are welcome to rant freely, too, by the way, so don’t be shy.
I won’t deny I’m a fierce Eric/Sookie fan. But let me be clear – the reason why I felt disappointed and even betrayed by Charlaine Harris’ ending of the SVM series has nothing to do with Sookie/Sam HEA.
Firstly I want to applaud the Eric and Sookie lovers blog site for their stellar review of the last SVM book. If you haven't read it yet, you should as its brilliant.
Secondly, this excerpt of an interview with Charlaine Harris from today's Wall Street Journal had me foaming at the mouth. She's about as popular as Kristen Stewart is at Rob P's mums house right now, (in my opinion anyhow).
WARNING: CURSE WORDS AT PLAY!!!!
Do you like my title? Do you see how I did that? The final book in Ms.Harris's Sookie Stackhouse series has come full circle....literally.
#Vivafanfiction!
It's been almost six months since I posted Ch 16: All the King's Horses... I'm thrilled and kinda scared posting the new chapter, 'cause it felt a bit rusty to write after such a long period of silence. No beta, so if you catch a grammatical booboo, feel free to e-mail me. There is some nice art and music to go along with the text (headphone alert).
Feel free to share at will…
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Srsly.
Pissed at how CH fucked up the last book?
So’s this person:
Hilarious!!!
Why am I OK with CH’s stomping us in the face?
Because fanfic rules….AND WE ARE IN NO WAY REQUIRED TO KEEP ONE DAMN THING “CANON”.
We have a glorious plethora of excellent fic writers at our fingertips – writers whose stories I have, in all honesty, enjoyed more (and often MUCH more) than CH’s slowly-devolving works.
Am I heartbroken that CH built up a fantastic world of romance and possibilities between Eric and Sookie, then turned right around and spit in our faces?
So I wasn't going to start posting any news stories yet. But I was idle and bored and blah! So here you have the first chapter for Borrowed Time. Updates will as usual depend on enthusiasm, mine and readers'. So we will see how we go.
In other news I finally finished uploading Nothing Short of Perfect - it is now fully available in my blog and hopefully in tidier English.
Click the pic, and I hope you like!
**All drooling is completely understood**
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https://www.facebook.com/justiceforbabyjack.stark.5
This is Baby Jack Stark, also called Jack-Jack. He was my sister's grandson and my nephew's son. He was murdered last year, beaten to death by a relative. The link above is for his facebook page. There will be a memorial this weekend in Columbia, TN for him and other precious victims of child abuse.
I don't know if any of you live in the area, but if you do it would be wonderful if you could come out a show your support for victims of child abuse.
Background: I loved my banner for The Revealing of Andre. That guy, whoever he was, was absolutely perfect for this story. Problem was…I only had one…1…ONE pic of him. One. Granted it was the perfect pic, but still…one.
So with much pouting…and crying…and gnashing of teeth in the proper tradition, I perused a GRATUITOUS MULTITUDE of images of a “younger blond male” to replace my beloved pic-o-Andre.
(It was a hard job. Really.)
ADDED A FEW FIC'S TO THE LIST! SO MANY GREAT ONES OUT THERE!
I thought I'd pimp some fic's I've come across on ff.net.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/90586051/1/Dead-Ahead by RazzMcazz
The morning after Sookie Stackhouse released the cluviel dor, she not only saved her long time friend and crush Sam Merlotte, but she got more than she bargained for. Now with the Changeling about to enter the world, Sookie must do all she can to protect the precious soul inside of her from the bickering of past lovers, to the plans of the Queen of Oklahoma.
I did what I really, really didn’t want to do – I started a NEW “Godric and Cara” story while still working on The Revealing of Andre. Dang muses shanghai’d my li’l fingers and MADE THEM TYPE! Ugh. You know how it goes.
Also: ^HE^ made me do it. Honest.
I have finally achieved greatness!
Well, ok, not really, but Chapter 12 of The Revealing of Andre is up, and that’s almost as good.
Enjoy!
For your continued enjoyment, here’s a beautiful pic of my favorite color:
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Due to several hints and bugs in my ear (STOPPIT – those are itchy!), I’ve scrawled a wee bit of a one-shot/side-story about Cara’s past.
I ended up staying up all night to get this done – damn time-inconsiderate muses…
So, since I can’t think of any further ado (no matter how hard my swimming-in-coffee brain tries), click that:
GRILLED CHEESE ON THE BOULEVARD – AN ANTICIPATING ONE-SHOT (CARA)
It is, unfortunately, completely SFW…hope you like it anyway! *cheeky grin*
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I stumbled onto this gal a while back for the story A Marriage of Inconvenience. I fell in love and then voraciously read every SVM/True Blood story she'd written. She also has stories from the X:Men and Harry Potter genres, which I've skimmed and are equally as good, if not quite my taste fandom wise. Let's hear what she's got to say, instead of my incessant ramblings.
I’m sorry it’s taken so long to get this chapter finished, but I’m awfully tired glad it’s finally here!
Hope you like:
The Revealing of Andre, Chapter 11
Enjoy!
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Here’s a teeny, tiny, itsy-bitsy literary eye-roll I have about some of the “OMGodric – Srsly?” terms, phrases and actions used in fanfic sex scenes. Don’t get me wrong: the whole point behind writing fanfic is to FIRST AND FOREMOST enjoy creating a story based on the books or tv show that you love. But…geez…Godric…:
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*Apparently female pussies/sexes/love boxes/cunts (a word I DESPISE!)/muffs/vaginas (it’s VULVA, people…vaginas are on the INSIDE! *sigh* Here:
The vulva (from the Latin vulva, plural vulvae, see etymology) consists of the external genital organs of the female mammal.[1] This NSFW article deals with the vulva of the human being, although the structures are similar for other mammals.
Told’ja.) of all species are always permanently gushing and/or dripping, and, according to male responses, apparently have a strong odor problem. Perhaps a doctor should be seen for both situations? Does all that gushing/dripping pool at their feet? Won’t they get a fungus from all that perma-moisture?
* Apparently these females are pretty much in perma-heat…but only after meeting the male (or female?) that fate/the fates/nature/some prophesy or other/whatever has chosen for them. Also apparently, free choice is – at best – barely an option. But that’s also apparently ok since her pussy/vulva/love box/gushing cavern craves what’s-his-name so much that she’ll “choose” him anyfuckingway.
*When going down on said male-of-their-dreams, apparently the female is supposed to “swallow all that he has to offer”… Does that include his wallet? What about cars? Jewelry? Wouldn’t those be hard to swallow? Is that supposed to sound better than “thick ropes of cold vamp cum slithering down her throat” or something?
EW Sookie/Eric vs Sookie/Bill poll
Entertainment Weekly is doing a Great TV Couple of All Time bracket, but before they finalize the entries, they wants to know which couple should represent True Blood -- Eric and Sookie or Bill and Sookie? You know where my heart lies -- with our Viking! If you feel the same, go vote for Team Sooric!
By nature I’m also “addicted” to Allan Hyde, too, so I follow his twitter account.
He posted this video Are We Too Busy (by The Coalition – Tomás Whitmore & Julianne Waters) and it’s awesome!
Lovely copy of his tweet since I couldn’t figure out how to embed it since Twitter was being a bitch itself:
Obligatory splurb from Youtube:
Published on Mar 18, 2013
New York Times author, Tim Kreider published The ‘Busy’ Trap that spoke directly to the times we live in. In this episode of The Coalition, we hear various opinions and emotions around whether or not being busy is a good thing or if we are taking too much on…
I strongly suggest watching this video – don’t be too busy to!
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When we last posted about True Blood, Mark Hudis had just stepped in as showrunner and now, just two months later, someone else has taken over the reins.
According to The Hollywood Reporter, Hudis is being replaced by long-time True Blood writer and producer Brian Buckner. What effect will this have on the show? Guess we’ll have to wait and see when the show returns this summer.
In the meantime, we can look forward to True Blood filming on location at 516 S Rimpau Blvd and 526 S Rimpau Blvd in Los Angeles on 03/18/2013 – 03/19/2013 (7:00 AM – 12:00 AM).
If you spot them filming, let us know about it at olv@onlocationvacations.com!
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For some reason I’ve had a hell of a time getting this chapter written, and have NO idea why.
So…give it a read, and let me know what you think.
The Revealing of Andre, Chapter 10
Enjoy, and let me know what you think!
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Yup – that!
Despite gloomy rainy days, an irrelevantly sore knee, a slow recovery from a slight case of flumonia (ok, I’ve got that annoying-as-fuck perma-cough… you know the one…), and an insane desire to stare blindly at the backs of my eyelids as I cough drift to sleep in my wonderfully soft bed, I have actually managed to finish Chapter 9!
Go me!!!
*sigh*
Does this crud EVER go away???
The Revealing of Andre, Chapter 9
Hope y’all are doing better with this whole breathing-while-you’re-coughing bit. I suck at it, lol.
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Did you ever wonder what Godric was thinking…when he changed Isabel?
Well, here’s my (short) take on it:
I hope you enjoy it, and thank you for reading! (There’s a wee dose of Eric-info in there, too.)
*Can you imagine what an awesome Maker Godric would be – especially in his “later” years?
Damn…’skuze me whilst I go imagine some OMGodric-good Sexy Maker Times…
Unf!
(click it – it gets BIG!)
Yeah…um…yeah.
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This extraneous post is to announce the creation of my ~Whine~ page.
Yes, it’s a page dedicated to the art of whining about all negative things related to the writing of fanfic.
Whether you’re a writer or a reader, feel free to come ~Whine~ with me!
*hrumph*
Other ideas to whine about are always appreciated, too, ya know… 
(Have I gratuitously link-spammed my ~Whine~ page enough yet, or do I need to insert another LINK to it here ?)
(As I hope you can tell, I do NOT take myself seriously very often Life’s just too damn short for the such as that!)
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First, here’s some prettiness:
“Galaxy Road”:
Copy Credit: Michael Shainblum Photography/Film/Timelapse
And then there’s this:
Alamosa (if you know the creds for this one, please let me know so I can attribute):
And this one is just funny as fuck:
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And now, back to bid’nez: The Revealing of Andre, Chapter 8 is up! Andre gets to torture and maim!!! Weeeee!!
Stop by, check it out, and let me know what you think!
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Every time I attempt to “like” a post, I get a weird pop-up window that hangs for -.003 seconds and then disappears…with nothing “liked”. Neither “like” button works.
See – this is what I get:
Screens shot (cropped to protect the innocent):
Annoying.
I’ve enabled pop-ups for WP site, and done several other computery things but nothing seems to help.
I can comment just fine, and I can click those little yellow stars…everything seems to work just fine…except the dang “Like” buttons.
So: halp??
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PROBLEM SOLVED: Apparently the “Like” buttons are controlled by those mysterious 3rd Party Cookies we know and love so well…
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Hello everyone!
I'm sorry. Truly. I have been so lost in my own issues that I forgot how much joy writing brings me.
I've finally completed another chapter of Need and more are on the way. Hopefully some Iron too.
Big thanks go to my two lovely ladies, InvertedMeridian and BelleViolette who have helped me put my ideas in order and pointed out the mistakes I've made and all that.
True Blood star Allan Hyde (Godric) has a new film titled 'Trail of Broken Hearts.'
Synopsis: A real-life fairy tale about being trapped by love...
Starring Emma Bell and Allan Hyde
Directed by Søren Grinderslev Hansen
D.O.P - Tom Banks
Sound designer - Johan Assing Høyer
Music by Djarn Kargin
Make-up artist - Ashley Ann Harris
Sound recorder - Gina Dell 'Amico…
For those of you who wanted to know what Godric might be like, but meanie-me wrote the final chapter of “Anticipating” before getting to that interestingly tangy bit of lemon pie:
•Warning: N(exactly)SFW•
For future reference, it’s filed under: Home of the One Shots
Hope you like!!
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Dear Wonderful, Amazing, Patient, Fucking AWESOME Readers,
I am a sniveling ball of pathetic sniffs. My lower lip is trembling tremulously. Why?
I’ve finished my very first fic!!!
Yes, “Anticipating” is now complete. Done. Finito. Fin.
**sniff**
I’m contemplating writing a sequel to answer lots of handily-unanswered questions, but I’d love to hear what YOU think: to sequel, or not to sequel?
To that end, please check out the very last chapter of “Anticipating“, and let me know what you think.
And again, thank you so very much for taking this lovely journey with me. Your reviews, comments, and suggestions have made my days, lifted my spirits, and very much fed my muses. We thank you!!!
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It’s time to cast those 2013 Fangreaders Awards ballots!
I’m thrilled, honored, and proud as a freakin’ peacock that The Authority allowed me to write this year’s promo: Godric Discovers “The Fangies”
So: check out The Fangies, read my fic, and CAST THOSE BALLOTS!
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So I just posted Chapter 39 of Anticipating, right? Well, guess what:
Here’s Chapter 40!
(Caution: It might possibly may be NSWF…)
Enjoy!
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Gratuitous (and highly appropriate) Godric/Allan Hyde’ness:
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Just wanted to take a moment and thank everyone who’s following my first fic. Your encouragement and reviews mean the world to me!
So, without further ado: Anticipating, Chapter 39
(And I PROMISE…at some point VERY soon this OMG IS IT EVER GOING TO END longest night ever WILL actually end!)…(Really!)…(Srsly!)
Again, thank you very much for taking the time to follow my writing. Y’all rock!!!
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(It’s not showing up on fanfic.net, though, cause they’re being all fucky.)
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Ok, I’ve been reading vast quantities of speculations about the final SS/SVM book, and you know what I’ve figured out besides Sookie’s not going to be get her “white picket fence” HEA?
Nothing. Nada.
Before we continue my whine/bitch/gripe session, I should clarify two things:
1. I strongly believe in HEA’s (hey, it’s called “fiction” for a reason, y’all), and,
2. I’m one of “those” people who aren’t going to buy that final book unless Sookie and Eric end up together.
Period.
Call me a whiner…a lily-livered coward…late for dinner…I don’t care. Why would I want to read about my favorite couple NOT getting together if I can avoid it?
See? (Hey, I see you nodding over there!)
I love fiction because, in fiction, couples CAN have their HEA’s. And, if they CAN, then in all common sense, they SHOULD. Why? It makes readers like me HAPPY.
I like being happy. Happy is generally a good thing. So…why would I want to read a fiction where two people who are MEANT to be together DON’T get (and stay) together? It might just be my imagination, but all through the books, Eric and Sookie’s characters are written as if they’re absolutely meant to end up together. So, with that being the case IMO, why would I read a final work where they’re NOT together?
Why voluntarily read heartbreak? That makes no sense to me. There’s enough disappointment and heartbreak and broken dreams in the world as it is…why voluntarily read invented versions of such disappointments?
Exactly.
Do I think Charlaine Harris is an awesome writer? Obviously! If she weren’t so damn gifted, we of the SVM/TB/fic world wouldn’t have invaded and glommed onto her Universe as strongly as we have. We wouldn’t have nearly such strong opinions regarding Sookie and (*sigh*) Eric as we do. We (most of us, at any rate) wouldn’t so very gleefully hate Bill/Billith, nor would we have such pleasant fantasies and love for our favorite Viking Sex-God Gracious Plentied Panty Killer (and SkarsPorn wouldn’t be a thing…!), and Godric (oooh, that delicious Allan Hyde…)*(excuse me a moment…).
SkarsPorn:
HydePorn:
So, this diatribe is in no way against “The Maker”. Without her, our fanfics and imaginations would be so very much poorer. Plus, as a writer, it’s her obligation to herself to write her story as she sees it. If she feels called upon to write Sookie being with someone else, being alone, dying her hair puce and selling used tires, that’s her prerogative.
I just don’t have to cough up the bucks to have my li’l “Eric loves Sookie” shipper heart broken into teeny, tiny sharp little pieces.
In my own little Sookie-verse, The Couple Who Should Be Together WILL truly and finally get together, and they’ll stay together, come what may.
And AB will have clown nightmares and an oddly reoccurring rash for killing off Godric.
Bonus SkarsPorn:
And HydePorn:
I never thought I’d enjoy writing fanfic, but guess what…I’m having a blast!
My writing is meant for vampire-loving readers age 18 and over, so…if you’re not, then please come back later when you are.
If you like Godric from HBO’s True Blood rendition of Charlaine Harris’ Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries (with none of whom am I affiliated), then you might enjoy the Godric-centric story I’m currently writing: Anticipating
If you’ve ever wondered what Andre could really be like, then you might enjoy his story, too: The Revealing of Andre
If you’d like to read a short one-shot about how I think Sookie should have reacted when Eric betrayed her to Russell: Sookie Takes Charge
Your comments are definitely welcome, and I love reading what people have to say. Whether you agree with what I’m writing or totally disagree with it (please agree…!), I just ask that all your comments be respectful. I’d like to think that we’re all here because we love SVM/True Blood fanfic, so in that spirit, mean, cruel, or offensive negation isn’t welcome.
Also, I may or may not have a huge crush on Allan Hyde (“Godric”). I’m not sayin’.
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