Well, this episode was basically as I expected, sadly. It was in turn boring, inept, intense, silly, overly-dramatic, annoying, Eric-less, and…scummy:
Andy fucked up a perfect opportunity to rid the world of scum… Jason fucked Euro-trash scum… Alcide and Sookie both fucked scum (each other)… Scum stole humans and chained them up…
So, yeah, it’s almost still True Blood. The only reason I watched it was because curiosity would have killed me if I hadn’t.
My episode likes (few), bitchings (many) – spoilers:
Pam: I felt bad for her, she’s all lost and dead inside and shit without Eric. Wait, so am I. And she didn’t even drink from the teacup (human) – very proud of her!
Willa: I felt bad for her – she’s all lost and scared inside without Eric. Wait, so am I. (The Willa one surprised me because I don’t have any empathy/connection to her. She’s just…there.)
Jessica: She did great with Addy, and didn’t even drink a drop. Hope she washes her bloody face soon.
Lala: I really wish he, Tara (who I do wonder if she’s actually FINALLY dead, I mean, why didn’t Pam FEEL her all dying and shit? And, ugh, Lettie Mae? Freak much? She and reality lost touch years ago!), Sookie (just cause, *sigh*) and Jason would just load up an old hoopty and get the hell outta dodge.
Sookie. (Oh, let’s go walking home in the dark during a vompire infestation!!)
Sam brought a doggie to a vampire fight…was he going to wag his tail at them till they died of laughter or something?
Al brought a not-much-bigger doggie to a vampire fight…
Neither useless mutt brought the girls back…
Anna got to show off her wee bitty boobs, so you know she was happy with this ep.
Bill flashbacks? Rly? WHY?? In vamp time he’s, what, 12 minutes old?
James 2.0? Rly? WHY?? (I don’t blame the first one for quitting.)
ANDY FUCKED UP AN AWESOME OPPORTUNITY TO KILL BILL AND CHOKED!!
And, last but by no means least:
WHERE THE FUCK WAS ERIC???
I still haven’t figured out why the lovely citizens of BT blame Sookie for the vamp problems…she’s currently fuckin’ a wolfie.
So, anyone gonna watch next week’s ‘adventure’? Thoughts? Ideas?
As for me, the teeny tiny summer ants are back in the kitchen. Time to go commit mini-murders…
Edited to Update: Yup, Tara’s goo. Bai Tara – hope you’re (character is) finally at peace now, well, unless you can keep your snark and attitude wherever it is that you’re going…